Tough on crime and on the eyes.
Rudy Giuliani: President Obama thinks we can all hold hands, sing songs and have a peace symbol.
Decoder: I know Obama has been forceful militarily in the Middle East, but this tired old argument is the best I can do. Anyone who followed my jackass Presidential campaign knows how out of touch I am.
Rudy Giuliani: North Korea and Iran are not singing along with the President. Knowing that, it just doesn’t make sense why we would reduce our nuclear arms when we face these threats.
Decoder: Our nuclear and non-nuclear arsenal could destroy these countries many times over. And Obama has made those outlier nations exceptions to his nuclear rules.
Rudy Giuliani: The President doesn’t understand the concept of leverage.
Decoder: Like how I leveraged the horrible tragedy of 9/11 into great personal wealth for myself and my friends.
Rudy Giuliani: Leverage means the other guy has to be afraid of you.
Decoder: I manage through fear and intimidation because I know what an unlikable prick I am. Even my prostate despises me.
Rudy Giuliani: This President has taken so many steps backward in dealing with national security.
Decoder: For instance, he hasn’t accepted my recommendation that Bernie Kerik be Director of Homeland Security.
Rudy Giuliani: Beyond this nuclear policy, this is still an administration in a state of confusion about how to deal with terrorism.
Decoder: I know how to deal with terrorists. Business deals, I mean.
Rudy Giuliani: The [Obama administration has] shown an inability to make tough decisions. It’s not inconsequential how the President dithers over so many issues.
Decoder: I don’t dither. I make poor decisions quickly and I stick to them, no matter how stupid they are. That’s how I got to be President of parts of Broward County.
Rudy Giuliani: With Israel, [Obama] has been extremely hostile. His treatment of the Israeli Prime Minister [during his recent Washington visit] was shocking.
Decoder: Unless you read the newspapers. Then it’s not so shocking. Netanyahu embarrassed America during Biden‘s visit there in March. The tall man will ice you if you do that to him.
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