Not Rosie O'Donnell.

Pitchers and catchers are reporting to spring training camps in Florida and Arizona this week, so it’s time to look at the best names of minor-league baseball teams with major-league affiliations. Enjoy.

• Aberdeen Ironbirds
• Batavia Muckdogs
• Bowling Green Hot Rods
• Charlotte Stone Crabs
• Clinton LumberKings
• Fort Wayne TinCaps
• Greensboro Grasshoppers
• Kannapolis Intimidators
• Modesto Nuts
• Montgomery Biscuits
• Portland Sea Dogs
• Richmond Flying Squirrels
• Savannah Sand Gnats
• Tri-City Dust Devils
• Vermont Lake Monsters

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