Listeria: Top 8 “Barf” Products From Iran

Because Diarrhea just won't get your laundry clean enough.

In Persian. the word “barf” means “snow.” In English, the word “barf” means “barf.” Thus we have a cultural disconnect. The Barf line of soap products is produced in Iran by a company called Paxan, which gulfbusiness.com refers to as “a leader in detergent, hygienic and intermediate chemical products and among the 100 superior companies in Iran.” Paxan makes many other brands that are not named “Barf,” but I find myself uninterested in them. It could be because I’m a complete fucking idiot.

Iran is one of the places that most fascinates me. Every person of Iranian descent I’ve ever met in the U.S. has been super smart and nice. Hopefully, the world will be different someday and visiting that country will be a possibility. Until then, they’ll be lots of jokes about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad washing his clothes in Barf. Here is a list of the top eight Barf products.

  • Barf Automatic Detergent Powder
  • Barf Bleaching Liquid
  • Barf Detergent Bar
  • Barf Detergent Powder
  • Barf Dishwashing Liquid
  • Barf Fabric Softener
  • Barf Scouring Powder
  • Barf Sourcing Powder

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