Paper cuts lead to lawsuits.

By now you’re probably tired of seeing Afflictor.com’s advertising blitz everywhere. We’ve pretty much saturated TV, radio, billboards, blimps and the web with our brilliant and some would say titillating campaign. In our goal to be the most visited site, we have spared no expense. How is the effort going so far? Pretty well. The first tangible sign of success was seen on Tuesday when somebody tore off a strip of paper bearing the URL from the lower left-hand side of our flyer at the copy shop. Boo-yeah, people! You are the wind beneath our fucking wings!