Piers Morgan: Thick-headed, thin-skinned. (Image by Pete Riches.)
The Top 5 countries that sent the most unique visitors to Afflictor last month:
- Great Britain
- Russian Federation
- Netherlands
- Canada
- China
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“Not bad for piss.”
NEED CLEAN URINE – $15 (BROOKLYN downtown)
Need someone to supply me with clean urine for work once per week, small plastic bottle, the stores charge 25.00 for 2 to 3 uses from 1 bottle, im willing to pay 15.00 weekly not bad for piss especially if you live in downtown brooklyn it cant have any drugs or alchole in it ,,, i do take benzos leggally so if you do to that is fine ,serious replys only if we have to meet by train i will pay your train ride or if i come to you please be in a safe area and near a sbway line manhatten brooklyn not coming to bronx or staten island maybe queeens , has to be male urine with no other narcotic drugs so if your on say percs no good no 420, clean urine with the exception of benzos and methadose i take that for my back ruptured discs with scripts ,, please get back to me if serious and wanna make a weekly easy 15.00 bucks if not i will just go to the village and get the one they sell but rather it be real , thank you and again downtown bklyn is a big plus.
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Afflictor: Believing that the Affordable Care Act being upheld means that Martin will eventually be able to get that nosebleed looked at.
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- Visiting a Chinese restaurant staffed by robots.
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“My son’s 21 y/o friend just morphed into a tasty morsel.”
i have a crush on my son’s 21 y/o friend (on the naughty list)
my son’s 21 y/o friend just morphed into a tasty morsel but it’s killin me to even admit that b/c that is totally f*’cked up — wrong on a # of levels– b/c of my son, b/c i’ve known his friend for years, b/c he’s looked up to me as a mom (he lost his when he was little). UGH he’s a flirt too so i never know if he’s just acting like he always does w/everyone, or if he’s actually flirting w/me. i always sarcastically put him in his place to keep the respect going but damn i feel bad. i am only keeping the distance it b/c i think it’s the right thing to do, not b/c i want to. anyone i dated has said to me that his friends have to wanting me and talking about me among themselves. i’m not so sure b/c i really make sure i keep it clean and set boundaries but oh! i could sooo see myself teaching this kid a thing or two about women.
“Either way, it’s a guaranteed kill.”
WILD BOAR HUNTS – $175 (S.W. FLORIDA)
COME DOWN TO MY RANCH FOR A DAY OF HOG HUNTIN`. WE ARE LOCATED JUST 90min. FROM MIAMI AND 30min. FROM FT. MYERS IN THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES`. WE`VE GOT LOTS OF MEAT HOGS AND TROPHY BOARS, YOU CAN HUNT FROM BLINDS OR SPOT & STALK EITHER WAY ITS A GUARANTEED KILL WITH GUN OR BOW. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR MORE DETAILS ABOUT THE HUNT PLEASE CALL ME.
“You can catch fish, hunt wild pig and goat.”
employment (all NJ)
forget working, working is for poor people. be a vagabond, jump on a freight train, and get out of dodge., leave jersey, be a hobo type of individual, think like a child, dream of far away places, get a job on a tramp steamer heading for the south seas, stop at tropical islands, explore: hunt for treasure, you just need enough money for food and shelter. live in the south seas, food is free, weaather beautiful, guys and gals gorgeous, you can catch fish, hunt wild pig and goat, fruit is free plenty of island to roam and settle down. anyone can do this.
Afflictor is going to be down for a couple hours one early morning this week while the server is upgraded. During that time, you’ll have to go elsewhere for articles about robots, neuroscientists and revolting people from the 1880s.
u$ed rubbers (5 boros)
must be from str8 contact
cash paid
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Afflictor: Concerned that the Supreme Court decision might not be good for health care in America.
- Old Print Articles: Women enjoy wearing dead woodpeckers in their hats (1886) + Drowned book critic Mrgaret Fuller’s body probably didn’t wash up on the beach (1885).
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- Freeman Dyson recalls his friend, the junk scientist Immanuel Velikovsky.
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- Artist LeRoy Nieman and his mustache were dissed by SI in 1975.
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You can exhale.
Not sure if I can put up any more posts until tomorrow. Be brave.
“It’s none of anybodies buisenss if I drink a 16 ouncs soda.”
Soda ban
It’s none of anybodies buisenss if I drink a 16 ouncs soda. This is just the dumbest law ever passed next to prohabiton. We know how that worked out.
need the ladies honest opinions
I’d like to send the ladies my naked pics and get their honest opinions if I’m hot or not. Let me know if you ware willing to help. Thanks.
A bunch of my favorite articles from the first half of 2012. All available for free.
- “Of Flying Cars and the Declining Rate of Profit” (David Graeber, The Baffler): The anthropologist explains why we never truly entered the Space Age.
- “How to Survive the End of the Universe,” (Andrew Grant, Discover): Fascinating account of how humans can escape oblivion as our solar system changes over the next few billion years.
- “Was Frankenstein Really About Childbirth?“ (Ruth Franklin, The New Republic): Provocative piece that makes a strong case that the dread of childbirth was a major impetus for Mary Shelley’s classic.
- “One’s a Crowd” (Eric Kleinberg, The New York Times): Great Op-Ed piece about the increasing number of people living alone.
- “How the U.S. Lost Out on iPhone Work” (Charles Duhigg and Keith Bradsher, The New York Times): A deep and penetrating explanation of the complicated forces at play in job outsourcing.
- “The Power of Habit“ (Charles Duhigg, Slate): An excerpt from the author’s bestseller of the same name which explains how Pepsodent became omnipresent.
- “We’re Underestimating the Risk of Extinction” (Ross Andersen, The Atlantic): I didn’t necessarily agree with the premise (or conclusions) of this interview with philosopher Nick Bostrom, but I enjoyed its intelligence immensely.
- “A Universe of Self-Replicating Code” (George Dyson, Edge): The science historian presents a far-ranging commentary on the beginnings of our Digital Age.
- “David Edmonds on Ethical Problems” (The Browser): Excellent interview with the BBC radio producer about books that deal with moral philosophy.
- “Hustling the Cloud” (Steven Boone, Capital New York): Wonderful piece about a bleary-eyed, middle-of-the-night search for free Wi-Fi–and anything else that would seem to make sense–in a time of dire economic straits.
- “Craig Venter’s Bugs Might Save the World” (Wil S. Hylton, The New York Times Magazine): Fascinating examination of the titular biologist, who wants to make breathing bots that will cure the world’s ills.
- “Zap Your Brain Into the Zone” (Sally Adee, New Scientist): The technology writer has her gray matter enhanced.
- “The Man Who Saves Stephen Hawking’s Voice” (Catherine de Lange, New Scientist): An interesting account of why the famed physicist sounds the way he does and the trying task of keeping his voice the same.
- “The Secret Life of a Society Maven” (Alan Feuer, The New York Times): The journalist finally learns the truth about his namesake’s muddled past.
- “Spacesuit: An Interview with Nicholas de Monchaux” (BLDG BLOG): A really fun talk with the architect about his history of NASA’s Apollo gear.
Tags: Alan Feuer, Andrew Grant, Catherine de Lange, Charles Duhigg, David Graeber, Eric Kleinberg, George Dyson, Keith Bradsher, Ross Andersen, Ruth Franklin, Sally Adee, Steven Boone, Wil S. Hylton
“I am seeking an overnight job in New York City.”
How do I find an overnight job in NYC?
I am seeking an overnight job in New York City, because I am returning to college full-time in the fall. I am an older student with a college degree, but decided to return to school to enhance my skills. Finding a day job is difficult because of my class schedule. I sent resumes to numerous hotels and retail stores for overnight work, but received no response. I thought about working as a barback at a dance or strip club, but I have no experience.
Any advice would be helpful!
Thank you!
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- David Graeber explains why we still don’t have flying cars.
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- Read Judith Jarvis Thomson’s famous 1971 paper, “A Defense of Abortion.”
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- Journalist Timothy Noah speaks to America’s income disparity.
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“Please provide pic of socks.”
i want ur unwashed socks! – $20 (staten island)
I’m looking to buy unwashed dirty socks from females only.
$20 a pair.
Thank you..
Serious replies only please, please provide pic of socks.
“I would let her do anything to me.” (Image by Lenore Edman.)
I Want To Fuck My Boss
I’m 29, male, new to the company. She’s 45 and painfully beautiful. She’s recently divorced and has no children.
I would fuck her brains out, and I would let her do anything to me. Anything at all.
How do I let her know that she can have me anyway she wants me?
Will pay you cash for your hair
If you need a little extra money to help you out in this rough economy and you are willing to cut some length off your hair or even some that was cut recently but want some cash for . the hair that is cut off is used for wigs , dolls or extensions. so depending on what length you are willing to cut off the fee you would get is based upon the current length, your color, the thickness of your hair and also the condition that it presently in. so if you can take a picture or send me a description i can give you a estimated guess of what kind of money you can earn.
looking for Britney (long island)
anyone know where a stripper that went by the name of Britney who worked in SHOWWORLD for many years in Babylon is working now !!
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Afflictor: Hoping to avoid the Octomom porno. (Image by mileamne.)
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- Will Romney’s economic advantage over Obama really make a difference?
- Psychologist Phil Zimbardo recalls the troubling Stanford Prison Experiment.
- Freeman Dyson ponders the general public conducting genetic engineering.
- Daniel Kahneman explains how “priming” prompts our behavior.
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- Tim Harford holds forth on technological systems and chaos.
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- The Supreme Court is deservedly growing more unpopular.
- Malcolm Gladwell thinks Steve Jobs will be forgotten in 50 years.
- Dutch entrepreneur Jim Halfens is bringing his Divorce Hotel to the U.S.
- Can we–and should we–clone a woolly mammoth?
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- A passage from Vernor Vinge’s famous 1993 essay about the Singularity.
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