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10 search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:
- what should we be worried about?
- dick cavett writing about stephen colbert
- who punched charlie rose in the face?
- how is right wing extremism funded?
- can i use my ipad to stimulate my brain?
- will america become isolationist?
- does george saunders have a twitter account?
- michael crichton interviewed about computers
- poet nikki giovanni interviewing muhammad ali
- is it good that people die?
Today’s my birthday.
And if you think I’m going to spend it writing a topical gag for the end-of-the-week post, I have one thing to say to you.
- Old Print Articles: A young man has an unhealthy appetite (1871) + A bone gatherer works the streets of Old New York (1877) + Stories about rain-makers (1894-95).
- Featured Videos: Glenn Gould realized that new technologies would democratize creativity (1969) + Evelyn Waugh sits nervously for an interview (1960) + Al Goldstein interviews R. Crumb (1980s) + Two Hunter S. Thompson commercials (1970/1990s) + Hugh Hefner throws the dumbest party ever (1979) + Gary Numan creates a techn-dystopia (1978) + A jetpack tested at a U.K. race circuit + J.G. Ballard discussing the meaning of the automobile + David Letterman and Brother Theodore mix it up (1980s) + B.F. Skinner thought people were pigeons + The Xerox Alto was ground zero for modern personal computing (1979) + A “Making of…” featurette for Michael Crichton’s Westworld (1973) + A featurette for Norman Jewison’s cautionary tale about the free market run amok, Rollerball (1975) + Muhammad Ali ins interviewed by Sammy Davis Jr. (1970) and appears on Face the Nation (1976).
- Recently posted on NYC’s Craigslist: I should have done Mickey Rooney while I had the chance + Why does this roof smell like pee? + Or you could get them a gift certificate to Zappos.
- Tyler Cowen analyzes automation and unemployment.
- Sabermetrics is becoming popular in Cuba.
- Tommy John surgery now comes with stem cells.
- Before the mass suicide, the Heaven’s Gate cult designed web pages.
- Oliver Sacks argues that insects are not tiny automata.
- Legendary film producer Robert Evans did an Ask Me Anything.
- An explanation of why CEOs do well even when their companies don’t.
- Virtual advantages of the Internet are being leveraged offline.
- At the outset of the 1980s. coin-op computers reached the Bay Area.
- A pair of fascinating retro coin-operated machines.
- Mime Dan Richter recalls how he became Stanley Kubrick’s “Moon-Watcher.”
- Colonizing another solar system would require a mass of astronauts.
- Michael Wolff realizes what Stewart Brand knew 40 years ago: Print is dead.
- Like it or not, genetically modified foods are coming to your dish.
- Understanding ants could help humans master swarm robotics.
- Even during WWII, the U.S. military dreamed of drones.
- History should have universal standards, but don’t count on it happening.
- The complicated past and present tense of a former D.C. mental institution.
- A business being interconnected means that it’s vulnerable to attack.
- Synthetic yeast is a harbinger of ethical quandaries.
- Technology might or might not be an equalizer.
- A brief note from 1890 about a hungry man.
- A note from 1899 about a neglected graveyard.
- A brief note from 1929 about a wounded man.
- This week’s Afflictor keyphrase searches.
Paranormal Items – $500
My items are small objects that have been known to be associated with paranormal activity. These items do not pose any harm or malice to their owners. objects may move from time to time and voices or whispering may be heard. These items can only be given to another individual with the knowledge of their past. New owners must want them. DO NOT give away to someone that does not know they are associated with paranormal properties.
WANTED – USED DIAPERS!
We are a green building company seeking baby diapers. Urine is ok. No poop.
We use them as a base in our green roofs.
The diapers hold huge amounts of water and the urine is good fertilizer.
Turn the world green! Keep those diapers out of the landfill and help make green roofs!
- ‘I Got 99 Problems And Herpes Is Only One’
- Kim K Narrowly Avoids Elephant ‘Attack’ While Taking Selfie
- 5 Ways To Stop Being Too Busy
- Kit Kat Pizza. Enough Said.
- Accused Thief Hid Watch Where?
- Miley Cyrus Is Topless On A Horse
- The Surprising Trick To Get Gum Out Of Hair
- What Happy People Put In Their Grocery Carts
- Nick Cannon’s New Hairdo Will Surprise You
- Religious April Fools
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“I am single and without a lover at the moment.”
My 90 year old neighbor just called me a dish
My neighbor was widowed recently after 64 years of marriage and professed to being very lonely. I never knew his wife since I am considerably younger than his 90 years (58). We have been sharing a bottle of wine a couple of times a week and I have felt that his obvious infatuation was natural and healthy and healing. Thing is, I find him attractive too…but frail! Tonight, he tells me that I’m a “dish” and he’s horny. What should I do? I’m horny too. Should I demand a visit to his physician to make sure that he is physically able to have sex or should I just figure, “what the hell, he’ll die happy?” I am single and without a lover at the moment. I like sex. But, as a boomer, will my openness freak this guy out? He wants to drive me home! Did I mention that I live next door? OK, country properties, so it’s a 100 yard trek but I’m not used to such gallantry! I am interested in thoughtful comments and thank you all for considering the situation.
10 search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:
- fox sisters spiritual rappers
- yoko one performance art film
- is it okay to torture or murder a robot?
- joan didion san bernardino murder
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- john the barber reisler boxing manager
- david frost interviewing biologist craig venter
- merv griffin interviewing rev. billy graham
- are there indoor clouds?
- what was the city motopia like?
This week David Letterman was forced from power by a surprising aggressor.
For Stupid Pet Trick, I now murder tiger.
I love that guy.
- Old Print Articles: A stranger visits Aaron Burr’s deathbed (1895) + The odd journey of Joseph Faber’s Talking Machine (1870-1887).
- Featured Videos: Anthony Burgess interviewed four years before his death (1989) + Two years before becoming leader of the free world, Jimmy Carter was anonymous on What’s My Line? (1974) + Sir Alec Guinness discusses Star Wars (1977) + Walter Cronkite reports on underground filmmaking in NYC (1965) + Alistair Cooke brings a camera into the New York Times newsroom (1954) + Pioneering voice-recognition work at Stanford (1968) + Dr. Barbie and Dr. Ken are guilty of malpractice and extreme beauty + Walter Cronkite interviews Anwar Sadat with the pyramids as a backdrop (1977).
- Recently Posted on NYC’s Craigslist: I can help you get arrested in seconds + I have the most adorable fetish ever + If you’re my type, I feel bad for you.
- Gas stations and fast-food restaurants may be our Easter Island totems.
- Augmented reality will eventually inform sports.
- Elon Musk has good news and bad news about near-term driverless cars.
- Like it or not, the Internet of Things will quantify everything and everyone.
- Stephen King recalls creating Carrie forty years after its publication.
- Catching up with couples married in Rev. Moon’s mass 1982 wedding.
- Psychiatrist Immanuel Velikovsky turned into a catastrophist crank.
- In 1997, Roger Ebert interviewed Arthur C. Clarke.
- Cliodynamics pioneer Peter Turchin examines Russia’s current aggression.
- George Soros also looks at Putin’s bizarre gambit.
- Climate change will severely impact biodiversity.
- China searches for extreme relief from its air-pollution problems.
- DARPA aims to bioengineer new life forms.
- More and more, humans will outsource moral quandaries to machines.
- Automation will solve many problems, create others.
- Tyler Cowen and Peter Singer talk immigration as a poverty-fighting tool.
- Economist Dan Ariely did an AMA about irrationality and lying.
- The late songwriter Vic Chestnutt couldn’t get health insurance.
- Dr. Paul Ekman pioneered the study of facial expressions.
- A panel looks at the impact of race in modern sports media.
- Giving alcohol to alcoholics is counterintuitive but sometimes works.
- A look at the history of Gmail, that mixed blessing.
- Artist Susan Kare discusses creating Apple’s early screen icons.
- Ken Jennings reveals what makes for a Jeopardy! champion.
- Monkeys with typewriters would outdo Shakespeare.
- A brief note from 1892 about a monkey dinner guest.
- A brief note from 1903 about a corseted woman.
- A brief note from 1895 about an elopement.
- This week’s Afflictor keyphrase searches.
“Pregnancy stomach, stretch marks always welcome.”
My perfect woman (disturbing content) – 36 (Midtown)
My perfect woman…
(This is gonna get kind of crazy–if that’s too much for you just stop reading now)
- Long hair to her ass
- Long, large nose
- Short less than five five and fat (not chubby–fat). Big ass, thighs, arms.
- Breasts that are long, low, wide and full.
- Belly that is big, round and full. Pregnancy stomach, stretch marks always welcome.
- Children are a plus but not necessary
- Loves to eat big, and be treated like a good girl.
- If married be willing to start a second relationship
- If dating be willing to start a second relationship
- If single be willing to become pregnant
- Open mind, open heart
Bonus points for:
- having shit or pissed yourself in the past
- not shaving any or all parts of your body
- facial hair
- used to be a man and kept the penis
- has ever described yourself as lazy
- would never admit to anyone but secretly think that you are stupid
Double bonus points for:
- having been in special education in high school
- had sex with a family member and saw nothing wrong with it
I have a fetish
I’m having a bad day and if someone could just give me a ring and call me a beautiful unicorn. It would make my day. I don’t ask my real life friends because I know it’s weird. Feel free to call me anonymously. Just call me a “beautiful unicorn” and describe what I look like and it’ll really turn me on.
- Gwyneth Paltrow Shares No-Makeup Selfie
- You’ll Never Guess Who Could’ve Played Dawson on ‘Dawson’s Creek’
- Emma Watson Wears Something You Wouldn’t Expect
- Gov Hopeful Passes Kidney Stone During Debate
- Kris Jenner Rumored To Pose Nude For Playboy
- Lauren Conrad Has Some Simple Yet Brilliant Wedding Advice
- What Made Jennifer Aniston Gain ‘A Couple Extra Pounds’?
- Demi Lovato’s Fans Have Been Sending Kathy Griffin Death Threats
- Cameron Diaz Talks Poop
- WATCH: Grandpa Is ‘Worst Wingman Ever’
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“Yes, you will be able to rub vagina in seconds.”
The Vagina Codes – $50 (Upper West Side)
- Learn rejection proof methods.
- Learn how to get any girl you want.
- Be yourself and get laid every night.
I will give you the Rub Vagina Code. Yes, you will be able to rub vagina in seconds.
Especially while talking to her.
10 search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:
- wilhelm reich’s sex cult
- laurie anderson wrestling andy kaufman
- al capp interviewing rev. sun myung moon
- michel siffre experiments in isolation
- what happened to don king?
- article about person who believes life is a reality show
- steven boone writing
- schaefer beer commercial featuring moog synthesizer
- where do you find a caliper to measure bubbles?
- the truth about bridey murphy’s reincarnation
When sad bigot Donald Rumsfeld said this week that a “trained ape” could do a better job at foreign policy than President Obama, he may have forgotten who his chief adviser was when he invaded Iraq for no reason, costing us the lives of 4,500 troops, a trillion dollars and killing perhaps a 100,000 Iraqis.
They have weapons of mass destruction.
- Old Print Articles: Floating hotel opens off Lower Manhattan (1901) + Faith healer Francis Schlatter keeps working after his death (1896-1901) + Longtime amnesiac recalls his identity (1911).
- Featured Videos: Ty Cobb appears on What’s My Line? (1955) + Mad magazine legend William M. Gaines guests on To Tell the Truth (1970) + Edward O. Thorp, co-inventor of the first wearable computer, stops by To Tell the Truth + Alan Abel pretends to be a tennis-playing sheik (1970s) + Brian Eno discusses Music for Airports + The AT&T Picturephone debuts (1970).
- Recently Posted on NYC’s Craigslist: What, too soon? + Maybe I’ll adopt an asshole cat and a scumbag parakeet + Would you like a new life to mess up?
- Humans and machines alike are becoming more and more quantified.
- Steven Pinker writes about Daniel Kahneman’s “Availability Heuristic.”
- NASA engineers designing next-generation spacesuits did an AMA.
- The FBI’s failing in Waco was in misunderstanding the Branch Davidians.
- Ageism is, unsurprisingly, rampant in Silicon Valley.
- Bill Gates believes that there will be no poor countries in 20 years.
- When a robocar crashes, someone or something will be sued.
- Elon Musk is further fireproofing Teslas, though they’re not so dangerous.
- Tim Harford analyzes behavioral economics and Big Data.
- Thieves want easily fenced items, not necessarily the most valuable ones.
- Whether we call it suspended animation or not, that’s what it is.
- More thoughts about the penal system in a time of radical life extension.
- Former NSA director Michael Hayden addresses the aftermath of Snowden.
- In Northern Europe of the Middle Ages, children were sent away to work.
- A patient had her skull replaced by a plastic one made by a 3-D printer.
- Our electronics will eventually be made from living organisms.
- A California rancher encourages innovation in the face of droughts.
- A brief note from 1870 about “Lulu Johnson.”
- A brief note from 1909 about revenge.
- This week’s Afflictor keyphrase searches.
“Recent ghosts appear every 3 to 5 minutes.”
Ghost Hunting Equipment: GHOST METER – $30 (Nesconset, NY)
The Ghost Meter Pro detects electromagnetic fields. It uses sophisticated detection of low frequency and radio frequency fields researchers associate with paranormal activity. The energy we detect with the human eye is very weak. All New Exclusive Ghost Dialog Modes. Mode 1: Recent Ghosts appear every 3 to 5 minutes. Mode 2: Ancient Ghosts appear every 7 to 15 minutes. Mode 3: EMF Gauss Meter mode. Mode 4: Dialog Mode.
The ghost can answer 4 to 9 questions in a yes or no format, for example: Are you a good ghost? Are you a male? Are you a female? The needle will move. Ask it to light up the meter for once for yes and twice for no. Its endless what you can ask. I’m in a paranormal group and we have these and use them in our investigations, they are simple and fun. This meter is probably one of the least expensive gadgets we use but most effective. I have a few available if your interested. If you have any questions please email me asap thank you.
“I’m in a paranormal group.”
“I will be only 42 years old when I can bid you adieu and move forward into a bright and shiny future that I can enjoy alone, or with a pet or two.”
I fucking hate you
You small, low life piece of shit…Had i had even the smallest inkling that you were who you actually are i would have fled. You are exactly what shames real men. IGNORANT, POORLY BRED, PRACTICALLY ILLITERATE, NO AMBITION, NO CLASS, YELLING ALL THE TIME, SHITBAG, You SHOULD HAVE BEEN SKEETED OUT onto YOUR NO GOOD MAMA’S CHEST, as opposed to being born and not ABORTED. The slag whore who shit you out should have been placed at the top of a stairwell and kicked in the back, so as to tumble to the bottom, thus ending the trip with a MOST appropriate miscarriage. You should have slid down her filthy leg and into the gutter where you belong. I hate that i met you and fell for all the bullshit you shoveled….You were lying when you said that you were Someone. You were lying when you said you cared about politics and family and being better…. You lied about how you were raised and your education level, you were lying when you said you had had a good upbringing and that you intended to raise your children in the same way. I ended up with a no account loud asshole who is only good for a tiny paycheck and an annual tax refund that the poor are given. I FUCKING HATE YOU. I’m only here in this hell of a life until the kids are off to college and well clear of MY bad choice and your SELF. Fear not asshole, I blame me too, for my misery. I was lonely, I was stupid I didn’t listen to those who knew better and tried to warn me off you. I thought I was good enough and smart enough and strong enough to bring you into a place where we could build and be successful as a family…
Here’s the thing, it’s alright. Because the Best of you was combined with the best of me, sprinkled with grace or cell division or whatever, and two of the best, most beautiful, kind and wonderful people Happened AND they are SO worth all this small petty shit. An average lifetime for a woman is around 76, my youngest is already 12 therefore I’m looking at only 6 years which means i will be only 42 years old when i can bid you adieu and move forward into a bright and shiny future that I can enjoy either alone, or with a pet or two. Good luck with your future….
The kids hear you every time you swear and carry on and bring slang up in conversation, they, I’m sure notice, when you wear new clothes and have a haircut and Mom is running around in her Two good outfits, to parent teacher night and the honor roll ceremonies, and the speech therapist and the doctor’s appointments ad nauseum. The lucky part for you asshole, is that I will never, ever say words to them that makes them feel as though half of them is begotten by a hateful asshole. You, Dickhead, will forever be spoken of in positive and important terms…but you and I know the truth don’t we? Good luck in 10 years bitch!!!
- Med School Student ‘Auctioning’ Her Virginity
- WATCH: American Political Prisoners Recount Having Sex In Iranian Jail
- Cameron Diaz Has Some Bad News About Your Relationship
- These License Plate Messages Are Seriously Bitter
- I Watched Belle Knox Strip At A Gentlemen’s Club
- Nun Rocks It On Italy’s ‘The Voice’ And No One Can Believe It
- Madonna Shows Long Armpit Hair In New Instagram Pic
- Miley Cyrus Would Like To Show You The Bruises On Her Butt
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Are you looking to start over? (Everywhere)
Is your life not going in the direction you wish, to the point that at times you just wish you were someone else and elsewhere? We’ve all been there, so just drop a line and I will listen and help if I can. Talk to you soon!
10 search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:
- dogtooth 2009 film
- norman mailer on the computer revolution
- jg ballard the media landscape needs sensation
- walter isaacson the homebrew computer club
- marshall mcluhan searching for patterns
- salvador dali women with ecstatic fish heads
- tom brokaw 1970s interview of joan didion
- david bowie and henry winkler together on tv
- walter cronkite on ufo sightings 1973
- should baseball have a pitch clock?
Vogue editor Anna Winter made a splash with Kim Kardashian, but next month’s cover will be even better.
Tan Mom was considered.
So was Teen Mom.
But Casey Anthony eventually won out.
- Old Print Articles: Volunteer agrees to be rocketed to Mars (1920) + Bearded woman dies, keeps working sideshows (1862).
- Featured Videos: Mary McCarthy visits Jack Paar (1963) + Shri Guru Maharaj Ji tries to levitate the Houston Astrodome (1973) + Dr. Sherwin Nuland discusses animal experimentation with William F. Buckley (1990) + Thriller writer Robert Ludlum was upset by computers and governments encroaching on privacy (1982) + Great Race driving champion George Schuster appears on I’ve Got a Secret (1958).
- Recently Posted on NYC’s Craigslist: The carrots just don’t taste the same + C’mon people, a little creativity + At last, a rapper who can write about health and wellness.
- NYT Op-Ed writer Vladimir Putin violated a few of his own rules.
- Bill Gates looks at U.S. healthcare from a technocratic viewpoint.
- Gates also comments on the future of workplace automation.
- Billy Beane thinks baseball teams will eventually have IT coaches on the bench.
- When we slaughter animals in a humane way, we still slaughter animals.
- Giant armadillos may have been wiped out by climate or by humans.
- Larry Page says you can trust Google with your personal info. You cannot.
- Brain implants will treat illnesses, enhance performance.
- Chuck Barris couldn’t have predicted the sideshow would be mainstreamed.
- Stealth whisper campaigns need humans less than they did a decade ago.
- Eldridge Cleaver was both a Black Panther and the designer of Penis Pants.
- Sports stadiums could look very different in 20 years.
- Not too long ago, bowlers were paid better than NFL stars.
- Japan is a truly unique country. Why?
- Apple designer Jony Ive sits for a rare, long-form interview with Time.
- Bob Guccione was profiled in 2005, after his porn empire had collapsed.
- The Astrodome groundbreaking ceremony in 1962 involved handguns.
- Human driving could eventually be outlawed, but it likely won’t be.
- Chess champ Magnus Carlsen did an Ask Me Anything at Reddit.
- In the 1980s, some thought an interconnected world would end wars.
- David Brooks’ worship of so-called meritocracy is baloney.
- BBC correspondent Lyse Doucet, just returned from Iran, did an AMA.
- Audio recordings of Jeremy Bernstein’s 1966 Stanley Kubrick interview.
- In Renaissance Italy, prostitutes had to wear bells on their heads.
- Some humans now have lab-grown tracheas.
- Some corporations can probably be completely automated.
- A brief note from 1892 about a mound of skulls.
- A brief note from 1897 about girls in a pigpen.
- A brief note from 1885 about a petrified giant.
- This week’s Afflictor keyphrase searches.
“Health / Wellness.”
Rap Ghost writer for hire (Lower East Side)
I can write a song , verse or hook for you about any topic you want and make it as complicated or as simple as you want it. I can write a specific song about your personal life experiences and make it sound as though it was written by the person who actually lived it.
I can cover any and all topics and styles including but not limited to the following:
1) Comedic
2 Social / political causes
3) Life stories
4) Love
5) Criminal activity
6) Depression / struggle
7) Happiness / success
8) Battle raps
9) A conversation or argument between 2 people on opposite sides of an issue
10) Dedications
11) Health / Wellness
“A conversation or argument between 2 people on opposite sides of an issue.”
- College Students Warm Up To The Back Door
- How To Clean Your Dildo Correctly
- How This Woman Is Changing The Future Of Porn
- Puppy Reportedly Sold For $2 Million
- ‘I’m A Stay-At-Home Mom And I’m A Pothead’
- This Jason Segel Photobomb Will Make Your Day
- Tiny Baby Carrots Are A Big Fat Lie
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Why is it so hard for murderers to get rid of bodies? (I can think of really good hiding places)
So why don’t murderers think it through and hide bodies better?
Makes no sense to me.
Even mobsters don’t do it right. They get caught decades later from these old murders they did at the start of their careers.
“Mose.”
Depressed Bunny. Please help.
Hey, guys. Just looking for some advice. I’m an animal lover and have several pets in my home. I take good care of them, but my bunny Mose has been acting kinda weird lately. He hasn’t left his cage in a while, he’s been sleeping a lot more and eating a lot less in the past few days. Do you think Mose might be depressed? If so, what should I do?