Wow, that hurt like a bastard!
selling bullet proof look alike vest – $75 (Upper West Side)
selling bullet proof look alike vest. the vest looks like the real deal but its not bullet proof, i has gun holster, clip pockets mase pocket, clips to close the vest. selling for $75 no less text or call only if serious dont waste my time
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