In last night’s Presidential debate, Donald Trump was slowed by a case of the sniffles and a case of being a complete fucking idiot. The sniffles may go away.

There might something to predictions made by artificial hive minds, though I wouldn’t bet the house on it, let alone the White House. But you do have to credit UNU for knowing before most of us that Trump was a legitimate contender. A few hours before yesterday’s debate, UNU conducted a Reddit AMA and made the predictions below. None of them really required a great leap of intelligence to answer, and only the hideous hotelier’s less-P.U.-than-usual behavior tripped up the AI.

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Question:

Who wins the debate tonight? Does it matter for the election?

UNU:

Clinton wins the debate tonight ‘by a lot’ and ‘i believe’ the debate matters for the election.

Question:

Will Trump come off as A. Presidential, or B. Impeachable?

UNU:

Impeachable.

Question:

Will Donald Trump use the phrase “Crooked Hillary” during the debate?

UNU:

It’s likely.

Question:

Will Trump be aggressive, or on his best behavior?

UNU:

Aggressive 99%.

Question:

Lester Holt is doing a good job of controlling the debate?

UNU:

Totally disagree.

Question:

Will Trump blame the media if he does poorly?

UNU:

It’s likely.

Question:

Roughly speaking, how much impact could this debate have on the overall election?

UNU:

Roughly: A lot

Question:

Who would you rather have babysit your kid, the Donald or HRC?

UNU:

Clinton by a lot•