"It looks like you walked into a Piggly Wiggly grocery store and suddenly everybody was naked." (Image by Paul Adonis Hunter.)

Newmark’s Door pointed me to Worst Gig Ever, a site that allows musicians and other performing artists to recall terrible jobs they’ve survived. So far, I think the classic rock group Kansas is “winning”:

“One of the most memorable ones we played was up in Wisconsin called Nudestock. It was a nudist colony. Foreigner was on the bill and Alan Parsons. But you expect up in Wisconsin there’d be all these beautiful blonde women. But the reality is never what you imagine. You get there and it looks like you walked into a Piggly Wiggly grocery store and suddenly everybody was naked. And you’re standing there playing and there’s some guy with a baseball hat and tennis shoes standing in front of you, wiggling around and playing air guitar with his pecker swirling around. It bothers you.” — Rich Williams, Kansas