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India: a country with lots of free time in between filming Bollywood epics.

From the outside, India would appear to be a fascinating country. But how do you explain the South Asian Republic being the first foreign nation of the year to visit Afflictor.com? Sure, Austria and the Netherlands are bored, but India’s the most populous democracy in the world and do you know how long it takes to count all those votes? Is Rajesh Khanna no longer sufficient entertainment for you and your friends, India? Is Virender Sehwag a batsman who no longer thrills? Whatever it is, you’re already here, so let’s do one of those Jai Ho dance numbers together. I’ll go look for my sherwani.

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The Netherlands: a country devoid of entertainments.

Austria was the first foreign country to have a citizen visit Afflictor.com, so it became widely known as the most bored place on Earth. But a certain parliamentary democratic constitutional monarchy known as the Netherlands rose to the challenge this week when one of its spiritless residents visited Afflictor. Who was the first browser from the Netherlands? Perhaps it was Dutch Interior Minsiter Guusje ter Horst. She doesn’t look like she has a whole lot going on. Maybe high-jump champion Frenke Bolt put her clothes on long enough to surf the web. Regardless, Austria and the Netherlands find themselves on opposite sides of a brutal struggle, much like during WWII. Fight fair, people.

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