The wonderful folks at the Found Footage Festival have posted this infomercial for the most frightening beauty product ever created. Dynasty catfight champion Linda Evans encourages you to purchase this vibrating hockey mask, which was supposed to somehow make you more attractive. Two positives: It didn’t interfere with magazine reading and it frightened small children.
More Featured Videos:
- Freedomland Amusement Park in the Bronx. (1963)
- Guy in dog make-up sings about Jesus.
- Ryan smack talks the funny way you walk.
- Ryan smack talks your significant other.
- George Bernard Shaw in Miami in 1936,
- Jaw-dropping Glamour Boyz music video from the ’80s.
- Peter Lemongello sings in 1976.
- Bruce Lee screen test. (1964)
- Teaching English swear words.
- Breakdancing in NYC in 1898.
- Polanski weds Tate in London. (1968)
- Nick Gomez, aspiring comedian.
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle interview.
- Steven Lee really likes guns.
- Handsome guy mask.
- Karate keyboard man.
- Mean jerks mock girls.
- Cringe-worthy 1978 telethon performance.
- Bay Area self-help video.
- School for aspiring beatniks. (1961)
- Phil Levine has been collecting cool crap for 52 years.
- Tiny Tim sings about the apocalypse to small children.
- Patti Smith sings Debby Boone on a children’s show in 1979.
- Ridiculously large vending machine in France.
- Ricky Gervais hassles Elmo.