Despite being "blind," Josh Groban is a great singer and fine hockey player. He's also of part-Russian descent. (Image by Captain-tucker.)

Some things are tough to explain. Like that three-year period where I thought Josh Groban was blind. It turns out that he just squints a lot when he sings, but I somehow didn’t realize that.

Another thing I can’t explain is why our site is so popular in the Russian Federation. In the nearly four months of Afflictor’s existence, Russia is surprisingly the foreign country that has visited us most often.

I know there currently isn’t a lot to read in Russia because many journalists have been poisoned during the Putin years, but there’s still no excuse for Russians to be paying our site so much attention. You comrades should use your free time to meet some new friends.

But if you insist on coming back and reading more of our crap, Afflictor Nation will be here for you, Mother Russia!

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