President Hu Jintao: Started life as a panda. (Image by U. Dettmar/ABr.)

In its short existence, Afflictor has built a strong following in many nations around the globe, but we hadn’t been able to break through the great wall of China’s censorship–until now that is! This week, for some reason, we’ve had quite a bit of traffic from the world’s most populous country. Despite government fear that media freedom will topple its one-party Communist system, China was unable to prevent some of its people from visiting the profane, idiotic website known as Afflictor.

A controlling state that aims to use military force and censorship to keep its citizens like children, China is known for buying American debt, building garish architecture, forcing its people to move willy-nilly wherever it wants them to and battling that other evil empire, Google. There are reportedly 20 different areas of censorship in China, and we’re pretty sure Afflictor violates all of them. So good for you, people of China, for saying “no” to ludicrous restrictions on your freedoms. And welcome to Afflictor Nation!