"Supervised, public visit of course." (Image by Phillip Capper.)

Need a baby to hold – $50 (Midtown West)

My friend Chloe has never held a baby before. Can anyone help her? She has never experienced the feeling of looking into a newborn baby’s eyes and seeing God. For 50 bucks I’ll pay you to let my friend Chloe hold your baby. Supervised, public visit of course. This is no joke! 50 bucks for about 15 min of your time. Email me back with any questions.