Donald Trump: Emboldened by stupidity.
Donald Trump is completely full of shit, yet there’s still a void within him. He will do anything for attention, even filing frivolous lawsuits. He recently threatened to sue the rapper Mac Miller, who recorded a song called “Donald Trump,” seemingly irked because the performer made critical but not slanderous remarks about him.
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Little @MacMiller, I’m now going to teach you a big boy lesson about lawsuits and finance. You ungrateful dog!
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Little @MacMiller, you illegally used my name for your song “Donald Trump” which now has over 75 million hits.
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Like the rest of Donald Trump’s existence, it is a stupid waste of everybody’s time. But he went even further with comedian Bill Maher, who jokingly promised to pay Donald Trump $5 million if the miserable mogul could prove that he wasn’t fathered by an orangutan. Even though there’s no legitimate basis for a suit, Donald Trump has indeed filed one.
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
@BillMaher didn’t come through with his promised $5 million for chairty so today I will sue him.
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It’s easy to see where the legal proceedings are heading.
Hello, Gloria, it’s Donald Trump. I need to speak to my lawyer, Morey.
Morey, that horrible man who looks like calcified urine wants to file a frivolous lawsuit.
Put Trump through right away, Gloria. I need a new houseboat.
Morey was on fire during the trial.
Members of the jury were dazzled. It looked bad for Bill Maher.
But wait…I have a surprise witness.
Donnie boy! It’s me…Papa!
Jury foreman, how do you rule on Mr. Trump’s case?
I’ve been robbed! This never would have happened if Judge Judy was handling the case. She has a lot of money, so she’s a winner.
I presided over the landmark case of the missing potato chip.
THE END.
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