You can perform your service in Afflictor Army any time you like, Bar Refaeli.

You’ve been remiss, Chosen People: Afflictor.com has been around for nearly three months and many nations have joined our foolishness, but you’ve acted meshuganah and avoided the site. Until today, that is. The excitement in Afflictor’s Brooklyn offices was palpable when we looked at the traffic stats and realized we had our first visitor from Israel. Why else was Israel even founded, except to be a part of Afflictor Nation? Oh, to be a refuge for Jewish people in an often hostile and prejudiced world? Yes, that too, we suppose, but mostly it was to help us add another nation to the roster of countries that have visited our idiot site. Shalom to you, Israel, and welcome to Afflictor Nation!