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"Keep it up ladies!!" (Image by Stu pendousmat.)
Do you women look in the mirror before you step out in stretch pants?
Are you trying to give the men a show?
My god, I was in heaven.
Keep it up ladies!!
This is the 3,000th post in Afflictor history. To put that into perspective, 3,000 posts is a slow morning for Andrew Sullivan. Then again, I didn’t think invading Iraq was a good idea, so maybe slow and steady wins the race. Wow, I really deserve congratulations, or maybe just pity, lots and lots of pity. Thank all of you for reading!
"Tell your friends & family."
come get your back to school special tattoo for $50 tell your friends & family
Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:
Afflictor: Imagining what America would look like during a Ron Paul Administration, since 2009.
"I can think of really good hiding places."
So why dont murderers think it through and hide bodies better?
Makes no sense to me.
Even mobsters dont do it right. They get caught decades later from these old murders they did at the start of their careers.
"Preferably something current events."
Need ideas for something messed up…not like a Klansmen or Hitler. Preferably something current events. I thought something like Charlie Sheen, but not sure what I’d do with that. Somethin like Amy Winehouse but I’m a guy…open to suggestions. In the past I’ve done OJ, a suicide bomber, things like that…
Thanks for the tips!
Coming your way: Lots more crap about monkeys, astronauts, androids, medical procedures from the 1880s and talk show hosts from the 1970s.
Oy gevalt!
My laptop went kablooey this morning, so very little posting until I get it repaired/replaced.~Darren
"CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP SNIP SNIP." (Image by Iain.)
I’m gonna go do that! That sounds like fun! You can all suck my dick! CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP SNIP SNIP. Can’t you just hear it now. I’m gonna fart while I’m doing this. God, I’m gonna eat sooooo much chili tonight before tomorrow’s big day!
"Pass it on."
IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT COMING ? WHETHER YOU ARE A BELIVER OR NOT GO TO OUR WEBSITE AND PUT YOUR LEGACY AWAY IN OUR TIMECAPSULE PASS IT ON
"We know that this isn't like selling a purse."
Hello.. My fience and I are a young couple who needs help financially and is willing to help another couple bare a child. I am a 22 yr old healthy Latin American female I am willing to sell my eggs. My fience is a 25 yrs old healthy latin American male willing to sell sperm. We know that this isn’t like selling a purse or something simple like that but we would go through all the steps of accomplishing your dreams in helping you in a birth of a child.. If you like to contact us please email us and we will get back to you asap. Thank you Johnny and Virginia
"Think of me as an organizer of fun."
I am born and raised in NY I live and breath NY. Nothing is home like walking around Manhattan. Well for the reason for the ad. I’be been unemployed for sometime now and not sure if I’m willing to get back in the rat race again looking for something more life satisfying. Really taking a good look at my desires and abitities and come to a few conclusions. Life is way to short and if not everyone most people feel like their in whole you just can’t escape. I want to make your goals my goals. I know tons of talented and not so talented people but we all have a talent we excell at. For me I love people the more time andvariety of personalities I reach the more fulfilled I fell. I want to hear from you let me know what you would like out of life and I want to help from the mundane to the crazy 1 hour 1 NIGHT a trip with a friend.
Don’t misunderstand I will not perform any services myself. What I’m asking is maybe to have lunch ill pay I want to hear your fantasy and help you follow thru and ill put all the players to action.
You have a party, anniversary, looking to propose I’ll make you feel like the star you should be.
Want to hang with friends have a exotic night,male, female, gay, bi, swingers just a regular man/women and not sure how to get what you want.
I know how I’m in NYC and NJ I want to help you go to that place that you feel fulfilled and satisfied place. I don’t bite I’m not joking and it wont cost you to email and start some dialogue with me its free worst case you’ll meet a straight forward visionary who sees everyone as a person with desires just like me.
From the thug in the street to the matrede in the finest restaurant if I don’t know them I have a friend that will. Limos, boat rides, house party, DJ’s clubs, restaurants, strippers, you name it call me? I can only handle sooooo much need to shuffle thru the talkers to find some real honest people out there. By the way this is not free think of me as an organizer of fun. I want to hear from you. Tourist welcome I would also like to see real NYers like myself. Also always looking to meet new friends and associates email me with your talents and Lets talk.
I’m currently working with a limo company that has alot of there vehicles sitting Monday thru Thursday and will put together interesting treats for those days so if you have a restaurant, hall or room in manhaattan contact me I have some potential business for you Lets talk.
Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:
Afflictor: Wishing everyone a happy Labor Day, since 2009. (Image by Alix Kroeger.)
Piers Morgan: What did he know and when did he know it? (Image by Nan Palmero.)
Great Britain sent more unique visitors to Afflictor in August than any other foreign nation. The Top 5 finishers:
"She is the most tiniest and the sexiest girl I know." (Image by Landii1-3.)
I think I’m in love with my cousin. She is the most wonderful-est person I know. She is the most tiniest and the sexiest girl I know. She’s been thru a lot. A lot of guy problems, etc. I wish I can just take all the aches and pains away from her and give her the love that she needs and deserves. I wish I can just say all these things and a lot more to her face to face but I can’t…cuz she’s my cousin. I know what you all must be thinking that this is weird and I can’t and shouldn’t have these feelings for her. But if you saw what I saw in her, you would know. I wasn’t meant to be her cousin. I love her too much. Love, £.
My friend with benefits is moving away and we are having one more night. Issue is, can’t go to my place and we can’t go to hers. Anyone have ideas about where we CAN go? It won’t be overnight, but is “getting a room” the only option? If so, who has ideas for where? (99% of our connections were out of town, so this hasn’t been an issue before).
Help a guy out?
whats with the police helicopter outside my bedroom window
183 and university
"It has some things for the human knee."
I found a crate with some medical supplies in them. I hope to just find the rightful owner and return it. Is a blue crate marked Zimmer on it. It has some things for the human knee. I looked it up and these things are pretty expensive so I didn’t want to throw them away just like that…
Hope I help what ever doctor find his/her stuff so they can continue saving our lives. Thank you….
Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:
Afflictor: Giving pretty dollies to deserving children, since 2009.
"I was intoxicated, but not pissing."
I was taken into custody because a cop thought I was pissing. I was intoxicated, but not pissing. They scanned my thumb with a portable device and took my photo right on the street. I am a professional, white male with no record. I was released and not charged with anything. They put me through the ringer. I didn’t even go to central booking. They held me for 5 hours. Honestly, I don’t recall, but I think I gave them a DNA swab as a bargain to get released. Do they have the right to do that if not arrested? Can they store my DNA? This is bs. I am open to any legal advice from an attorney. Thank you.
"I'm guessing Russian women are a bit out of my price range." (Image by Hamed Saber.)
I’m pushing close to 40 and seriously thinking about settling down with a wife and kids. I’ve been living with my parents as a way to save money and feel the real need to get out on my own. I’d love to meet a hot woman who will be my wife and take care of me and my kids if I decide to have any. I’ve had a couple of relationships in my life but none of them worked out on the account that women in this country are too selfish and independent. It’s all about me me me and what you can you buy me with them. I’m more into traditional women the way they were before all this women’s lib stuff. I’m seriously thinking about getting a mail order bride as I see that as the simplest route and the least costly. I’m looking to settle down with a woman from either south America or Asia as I’m guessing Russian women are a bit out of my price range. Anybody had expereince with a respectable agency? I’m looking to start my new life as soon as I can. I’d like a woman who wouldn’t mind doing her womenly duties like cooking, taking care of me when I get back from work and taking care of the kids.
"You evil, sorry sack of horse shit." (Image by christiandemiegeville.)
What goes around comes around 10 times. You stole what wasnt yours. The last laugh will not be yours. Before the night is over, before the day is through, whatever you have to done to others will come right back to you. You will have bad luck and karma 10 fold. Everything you touch will turn to shit. You will loose everything. Money will go through your cursed hands like water. You will never find happiness. You will have to crawl on the ground like the thieving worm you are. Your mouth is going to dry up. The roads will not be safe for you when you drive. Your sleep patterns will be disturbed. You will emit a foul stench every where you go. People will hate you and cause problems for you. Cursed is YOU and everyone around you who knew and did nothing who does not continue in all things which are written in the book of the law to do them; are going to have a string of bad luck. You will get what you deserve. You have been thrown to the wind, you evil sorry sack of horse shit. You and yours will be blown to dust. You are nothing but satans imp.