“Go Andy!” (Image by Carine06.)

Need a date for US Open Final? I’m sexy! – $1 (Midtown)

So you scored these amazing tennis tickets, but if you really want to impress your friends and clients you’ll need a lady on your arm…. And while I realize this shameless Craig’s List posting is evidence to the contrary, I’m actually a well-educated, classy (but not too classy) lady who will make an amusing date for the final. Did you hear about the Prince Harry scandal? I was there. He answered “Need a Date to Cirque du Soleil…” …and look how much fun he ended up having. I’ll even play along with whatever story you have about how we met. Harvard? Done. “Ripley’s Believe it Or Not” induction ceremony for largest penis? Done. Photos are available on request. Send me an email, your name, and a promise that you’re not going to put me in your dungeon or make a suit from my skin. Go Andy!