"My kid is a smart-ass slacker."

My kid’s loss is your gain – Xbox 360 plus games and extras – $250 (Brooklyn – Will deliver 5 boros)

My kid is a smart-ass slacker. Yeah, that’s why he’s got summer school. But the punk is failing summer school already. I told him, you do shitty in summer school, your Xbox and Wii go bye bye, and I am a man of my word.

SO……

FOR SALE

An Xbox 360 Pro System with a 60GB hard drive. Still under warranty, less than a year old. Never had a problem with it except that lazy ass spent hours on it. It’s got all the cables, including an HDMI cable to hook up to his snazzy LCD TV (which might be next on craigslist if he doesn’t stop looking over my shoulder and START STUDYING!!!!) It’s got three controllers, one of which has a keypad attachment, There’s also 2 headsets for talking to his other slacker friends.

As for games, I think he hid all his favorites, but what I got was:

• Left 4 Dead
• Gears of War
• DeadRising
• Grand Theft Auto – Liberty City (I admit, I liked playing this one.)

Attached are a picture of all the crap you get, along with a picture of my kid slowly learning the consequences of his actions.

Price is $250. Why $250? Cause that’s how much the tuition is for Huntington Learning Center for my dullard of a son. Cash only. I’ll deliver, and I might even bring him along to teach him a lesson.