“You Left Out The Part About Her Beard”

April 2, 2012 in Excerpts, Urban Studies | Permalink

"Talk more about that."

I’m always skeptical about the AMAs (Ask Me Anything posts) on Reddit, but this one by a kid claiming he’s being raised in a carnival has great sociological import. An excerpt:

“IamA person who was raised in the carnival. AMA (self.IAmA)

submitted  ago by Harb1ng3r

Im 16 and have been raised on the road in the carnival since i was three, traveling all over the USA with my parents. ask me anything.

Edit : I will be in class until 1:45 i will try and answer some questions, but when i get home i will be on for a few hours and try to answer most of the questions. I also have no proof as of the moment as we dont keep our fair IDs, im sorry for that My proof is my answers. like it or leave it.

[–]Aquaberylius 180 points  ago

Tell us your sexual history please for the love of god give us awkward carney first time stories of love…

…she was a clown that left with another troupe after a honk in the night and some hot lovin in the back of a vw beetle with 9 other clowns.

[–]Harb1ng3r[S] 41 points  ago

one time i was with this girl in the back of my stock truck, the back door is open like 3 inches, enough for light to get in, but open enough you can just look in. All of a sudden while this girl is going down on me, I look and she does not see because she is facing away from the door, this guy peeked in, around my age. He gives me a wink, then just walks off

[–]casual_cummerbun 20 points  ago

you left out the part about her beard… talk more about that.

Is there a type of woman that follows around the carnival just sleeping with the carnie folk? and do they look like they should be groupies

[–]Harb1ng3r[S] 73 points  ago

they are called lot lizards. they are nasty”