Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"Vulgar."

Free mother-in-law (CT)

I am willing to give away for free my mother in law. . Let me tell you about some of her “charms”
Pushy
Nasty
Loud
Vulgar
Fat
Big “ego”
Self-centered
Major “controll freak”

If you love being put down every chance she gets then.. she is for you
If you love being kicked in the ass when you are down then.. she is for you
If you love being told how to run your life then………………… she is for you
If you love someone who is nasty towards you then………….. she is for you
If you love being “blamed” for everything then……………………. she is for you
If you love getting “no respect” then she is for you

Will consider FREE shipping if you live in any one of these remote locations:

Canada (past the artic circle)
Russia (siberia)
North or south poles
The outback
If you are an ET and would like her for research on your home world.
If you like hunting wild game

For the love of god or anything else out there in the universe PLEASE!! take her off my hands.