Head is burning. (Image by Ferdinand Reus.)

The Telegraph has an article listing the ten weirdest scientific facts. (Thanks Newmark’s Door.) An excerpt:

“If the Sun were made of bananas, it would be just as hot.

The Sun is hot, as the more astute of you will have noticed. It is hot because its enormous weight – about a billion billion billion tons – creates vast gravity, putting its core under colossal pressure. Just as a bicycle pump gets warm when you pump it, the pressure increases the temperature. Enormous pressure leads to enormous temperature.

If, instead of hydrogen, you got a billion billion billion tons of bananas and hung it in space, it would create just as much pressure, and therefore just as high a temperature. So it would make very little difference to the heat whether you made the Sun out of hydrogen, or bananas, or patio furniture.”