We're Afflictor Nation champions! (Image by Jonathan Pope.)

It was a close battle in September to see which country would have the most citizens visit to the idiotic site known as Afflictor. In the end, Canada was able to snare that uncoveted title for the third month running, fending off a furious finish by Great Britain. The problem with our neighbors to the North winning again is that I think I ran out of Canada jokes about two months ago. So, instead of mocking that cold-as-fuck country, I’ll just list all the foreign nations that visited the site this month. Thank you all, even those of you that are truly backwards and embarrassing:

Canada, Great Britain, Spain, Netherlands, Italy, Germany, Russian Federation, Australia, France, Colombia, Brazil, Mexico, Ukraine, India, Lebanon, Argentina, Denmark, Switzerland, Turkey, Sweden, Japan, Greece, Poland, Portugal, Finland, Belgium, Republic of Serbia, China, Norway, Latvia, Thailand, United Arab Emirates, South Africa, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Philippines, Saudi Arabia, Czech Republic, New Zealand, Malaysia, Cambodia, Malta, Croatia, Estonia, Romania, Kuwait, Hungary, Slovak Republic, Egypt, Hong Kong, Iran, Tunisia, Ecuador, Chile. Mongolia, Sri Lanka, Azerbaidjan, Singapore, Angola, Dominican Republic, Bulgaria, Guatemala, Uruguay, Peru, Venezuela, Trinidad and Tobago, Oman, Lithuania, Cyprus, Vietnam, Nigeria, South Korea.