Ouch.

I want to apologize for the posts being fewer and crappier this week than usual. I have an earache in my right ear and it ain’t no fun. I want to dispel the Internet rumors that I got my earache because I ran out of Q-Tips and used a toilet plunger to clean my ears. Untrue. It was actually a monkey wrench. While my ear hurts like a bastard, it is monkey-wrench clean. So there.