Wow, I missed by a mile.
- Florida Man Tried To Circumcise Nephew
- Congressman Uses Dildo Law To ‘Prove’ Texas Is Crazy
- A Woman’s Walk Reveals How Easily She Orgasms
- Bra Saves Woman From Stray Bullet
- Man Pleads Guilty To Selling Fake Pee
- Pastor Sexually Assaulted Woman While Performing Exorcisms: Police
- Couple Left Baby In Freezing Car To Shop In Sex Store: Cops
- Man Bit Girlfriend’s Ear, Beheaded Her Cat: Police
- BOTTOMS UP! Cops Allegedly Find Driver Sitting Pantless On Whisky Bottle
- Man-On-Dolphin Sex Documentary Makes Big Splash At Film Festival
No, I have no idea how dolphin semen got into my lungs.
