Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

This week,

This week, Bernie Sanders, who trails by 3 million votes, complained the nomination was being stolen from him. He also pointed out other things that should be his.

I want that kitty cat. Give it to me.

I want that kitty cat. Give it to me.

No.

Give me that cat or I will punch it in its little face.

Give me that cat or I will punch its little face.

No.

No.

It's almost cat-punching time.

It’s almost cat-punching time.

 

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