Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

This week, it was revealed that Sen. Ted Cruz opposed masturbation and wanted to ban didldos. Not every other candidate agreed.

This week, it was revealed that Sen. Ted Cruz wanted to ban didldos. Other candidates had different plans.

Bernie Sanders held a rally to break up Big Dildo.

Bernie Sanders held a rally to break up Big Dildo.

10 inches is too big to fail.

10 inches is too big to fail.

Until the people are respected, we'll fist instead.

Until the voice of the people is heard, we’ll fist instead.

Oh good, I can fit both hands.

Oh good, I can fit both hands.

 

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