A Special Family Christmas With President Trump

'Twas the night before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas

And all through the house

And all through the house / Not a creature was stirring

Not even a louse

Not even a louse

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

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In the hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there

Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

Lets visit the biggest liar since President Nixon

Let’s visit the worst jackoff since President Nixon

Santa, why did you put a lump of coal in my fist?

Hey Santa, why did you put a lump of coal in my fist?

Because it said you were a fuckface when I was checking my list

Because it said you’re a fuckface when I was checking my list

I hope you brought something for my daughter or that would be wrong

I hope you brought something for my daughter, or that would be wrong

I gave her what she asked for, my big, fat, red schlong

I gave her what she asked for, my big, fat, red schlong

How dare you! Thats disgusting, but it gives my an idea. Everyone wait while I go change my gear

How dare you, that’s disgusting, but it gives me an idea / Everyone wait while I go change my gear

Santas back, my darling, and my passion is strong / I havent a condom, but what could go wrong?

Santa’s back, my darling, and my passion is strong / I haven’t a condom, but what could go wrong?

A couple months passed and then there was joy!

A couple months passed, and then there was joy!

The President would be grandfather/father to a new baby boy!

The President would be grandfather/father to a new baby boy!

I hope hes handsome like me, what a wonderful sight!

I hope he’s handsome like me, what a wonderful sight!

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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