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We love you, Puddles, but you need to get help.
I can stop drinking anytime I want to.
You’re a friggin’ mess, Puddles.
You’re not even a real doctor.
But I am. Your liver is diseased. Quit drinking or you’ll die.
My name is Puddles, and I’m an alcoholic.