Jeter fans, own a piece of history

I’m a locker room attendant at Camden Yards. When the Yankees were here last week, in the fifth inning of the final game Derek Jeter ran down to the locker room to use the restroom. He forgot to flush. He left a decent sized turd in the bowl, which I have retrieved, preserved, and lovingly encased in a glass case. I’ve had it tested and have a certificate of authenticity from a major sports auction house. Derek Jeter will never again drop a deuce in Baltimore as an active player. You can own the last number two left by number two ever at Camden Yards. Best offer over $5000.