Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

Why can’t I get it ??

People:

What do I have to do to find a working Coolatta machine in this city????

There are three Dunkin’ Donuts relatively close to where I live.

How are all of the machines broken????

We are a metro area of over umteen million people.

WTF????

Been downhearted – so don’t annoy me.