Selling Pubic Hair Collection – $4

NOT A SCAM! I have been collecting my pubic hair in a mason jar for the last 14 years in the hopes that it might someday be used for something. My wife wants me to get rid of it because she thinks it’s disgusting but I don’t just want to throw it away and waste all my work. So for any artsy people out there that could like, make art with it or whatever, this is for you! However, preference will be given to people who will use it for HUMANITARIAN AID; I was thinking there’s gotta be someone out there that could like, knit a wig for kids with cancer out of it or something. For a decade and a half of work, the price tag is a steal. DO NOT CONTACT IF YOU’RE GOING TO DO WEIRD SEX STUFF WITH IT. I don’t really know what that would be exactly but don’t even think about it, and don’t lie and say something else when really you are gonna do sex things with it because I’M VERY GOOD AT PICKING OUT LIARS. Interesting trades are also accepted.