Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

This week, President Obama's appearance on Between Two Ferns took an unexpected turn.

This week President Obama’s appearance on Between Two Ferns took an unexpected turn.

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Why haven’t you closed Gitmo and tried the prisoners? There’s no due process and inmates are tortured.

That's a complicated question, Zach. I thought we were going to just talk about the website and make some friendly jokes.

That’s a complicated question, Zach. I thought we were going to just talk about the website and make some friendly jokes.

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Save that crap for Steve Kroft. I want answers. Why do you support policies that allow torture? Are you turned on by it?

Probably not.

What kind?

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Stuff being done to genitals.

Probably not.

Consensual?

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No.

Probably not.

No, that’s not sexy.

When we return from the break, we'll talk about that fucking plane that's missing.

When we return from the break, we’ll talk about the U.S. non-response in Crimea and the death by drone of innocent families.

  • Robert Duvall states opinions about America’s political landscape.
  • Steve Jobs wanted the new Apple Campus to resemble old California.