How Sarah Palin Spent Thanksgiving Day

Keu why does this turkey taste like shit?

Hey, why does this turkey taste like shit?

I prepared it myself.

I prepared it myself.

I need to speak to Dr. Morey at once.

I need to speak to Dr. Morey at once.

Dr. Morey, that horrible woman who keeps eating shit is on the line.

Dr. Morey, that horrible woman who keeps eating shit is on the line.

Put Sarah Palin through, Gloria.

Put Sarah Palin through, Gloria.

What is your professional opinion, Doctor?

What is your professional opinion, Doctor?

I've got good news and I've got bad news.

I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.

What is your professional opinion, Doctor?

What’s the bad news?

I've got good news and I've got bad news.

You’re stupid. Oh, and you ate Martin Bashir’s feces.

What is your professional opinion, Doctor?

What’s the good news?

I've got good news and I've got bad news.

At least you didn’t drink Glenn Beck’s urine.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

I prepared it myself.

I prepared it myself.