Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

Afflictor: Thinking runners in the NYC marathon without health insurance better not collapse this year.

Afflictor: Thinking runners in the NYC marathon without health insurance better not collapse this year.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Don't worry. I'll quickly sign you up for Obamacare.

Don’t worry. I’ll quickly sign you up for Obamacare.

HOLY FUCK!

HOLY FUCK!

  • Big Data treats questions as if they are answers.
  • Lou Reed, may he rest in peace, once wore a virtual-reality helmet.
  • Brandon Bryant was one of the first recruits in the world of push-button war.
  • Michael Reynolds builds off-the-grid, self-sustaining “Earthships.”