Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

Afflictor: Thinking Condoleezza Rice's career shift is a step in the right direction for young Americans.

Afflictor: Thinking Condoleezza Rice’s career shift into college football administration is a step in the right direction for young Americans.

She's gone from body bags...

She’s gone from body bags…

...to brain concussions.

…to brain concussions.

What can I say? I switched to decaf.

What can I say? I switched to decaf.

  • Beyond Meat attempts to make a facsimile that’s as delicious as the original. 
  • Mentally ill Americans think the government is spying on them, which it is.
  • Drones and autonomous automobiles are possible now. Why so?