Today New York City Smells Like:

That moment in a criminal trial when the prostitution rests.

 

I'm too tired to fuck anymore today, your honor.

My vagina needs a nap.

Objection, your honor. I have a huge boner.

Objection, your honor. I have a huge boner.

Sustained. I could use a piece myself.

Sustained. I could use a piece myself.

Okay, but then I'm zipping up the lady purse for the evening.

Okay, but then I’m closing the store for the evening.

I'm on trial for murder. Please stop focusing on whores for a minute.

I’m on trial for murder. Please stop focusing on whores.

You're murdering everyone's fun. I find you guilty.

You’re murdering our good time. I find you guilty.

I'm on trial for murder. Please stop focusing on whores for a minute.