Everyone whose check clears gets an A+.

Tuition has left me deeply in debt. Maybe I’ll rob a liquor store and steal a car to fund my Spring Break trip.

Can I help you?

Empty the register.

I didn’t mean to murder the clerk. Oh, well. Next stop: Panama City.

Show me your tits.

What have I done? I’ll never be forgiven.

Put your hands up.

You’ll never take me alive!

I escaped lethal injection and found religion on the inside. Now I mentor other prisoners.

Aren’t these supposed to be funny?