“The night I nearly banged my cousin.”

Controversial Epic Failures Book – $2 (Midtown)

The Chris Wheeler Stories. Its a compilation of all my funny stories that happened in my life, it is not for the faint of heart as it is very graphic and hilarious. Trust me when I say you will laugh your ass off. Its available on Ebook for $1.99, you will like it I’m sure if you give it a chance. Here’s the chapter list:

1. A cock blocking lesbian potentially saved my life.

2. I busted a nut in mid air.

3. My cage fight.

4. Truth or dare.

5. The night I nearly banged my cousin.

6. The day I almost died.

7. Her husband watched me bang her.

8. Why not to overdose on benadryll.

9. My first dance with mary.

10. I always remember to floss.

11. The ever so addicting webcam.

12. Strip clubs suck.

13. The wannabe gangsters.

14. Club descretions.

15. …And then her mom walked in.

16. My virginity gets taken, amongst other things.

17. My self evaluation.

18. Sex with a 40 year old.

19. The popular girl with immunity.

20. My great depression.

21. Facts of me.

22. I got robbed, yo!

“…And then her mom walked in.”