Today New York City Smells Like:

August 19, 2013 in Humor, Misc. | Permalink

Rick Perry having a horrible accident while shaving his pubes.

 

If I'm gonna be elected President in 2016, I'll need a smooth taint.

If I’m gonna be elected President in 2016, I’ll need to be smooth.

Ouch!

Ouch!

Oh no, I got way too close with that razor.

Damn, I took out a big chunk.

Well, I'm not gonna waste it.

Well, I ain’t gonna waste it.