Today New York City Smells Like:

July 12, 2013 in Humor, Misc. | Permalink

Used head bandages, soaked with the blood of Satan.

So, I get up to pee in the middle of the night and I walk right into the bathroom door. I mean, you know.

So, I’m manscaping and I sneeze and the razor catches me above the eyebrow. I mean, you know, duh.