If I Had A Twitter Account

June 30, 2013 in Misc. | Permalink

I think Marilyn Monroe was so popular because she was very beautiful and pretended to be a complete imbecile. Seemed like anyone had a shot.

"I'm an itinerant gynecologist, ma'am, come to examine your whatnot."

I’m an itinerant gynecologist, ma’am, come to examine your whatnot.

Du, okay.

Duh, okay.