Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

Personal Slave For A Day – $2500 (Manhattan)

Times are rough out here, and I’ve been without a steady job for almost 2 years and I am in desperate need of money. Since I have nothing left this is the only thing I can think of. I am willing to sell myself for your service for 24 hours or however long you like. The only rule is that I can’t do anything illegal or cause bodily harm to others or myself. Other than that I am all yours. A little about me: I am 25 year old college graduate male. Tall 6’2 and 260 pounds. If any questions or concerns let me know. Please I am desperate for money so don’t waste my time.