How Manti Te’o Spent Valentine’s Day

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How you doing, girlfriend?

nnn

My pussy is wet.

"How you doning?"

Mine, too.

nnn

Wait, I thought you were the guy.

"How you doning?"

Oh, right. Hold on, I’ve got another call.

Hello, would you like to take 10 minutes to save 10% on your auto insurance?

Hi, can you take 10 minutes to save 10% on your auto insurance?

"How you doning?"

Woman, I told you to not call me here. What if my girlfriend finds out?

Hello, would you like to take 10 minutes to save 10% on your auto insurance?

I’m a telemarketer.

"How you doning?"

I don’t care what you do for a living. As long as it makes you happy, girl.

Hello, would you like to take 10 minutes to save 10% on your auto insurance?

I’m hanging up now.

"How you doning?"

I’ll talk to you later.

Hello, would you like to take 10 minutes to save 10% on your auto insurance?

No, you won’t.

"How you doning?"

I’m back.

nnn

Was that one of your sluts?

"How you doning?"

Don’t crowd me, woman.

nnn

But I want us to be exclusive.

"How you doning?"

We could, if you weren’t dying from fake cancer.

nnn

I forgot. Will you at least come to my funeral?

I'd love to, but I'm going to Mars on a secret mission for NASA.

I’d love to, but I’m going to Mars on a secret mission for NASA.


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