Don’t flatter yourself, pusbag. In general, I find Twitter to be a bore, one of the least interesting means of our new connectivity. Your Twitter account is particularly dismal, a sad exhibition of disgraceful hubris and a shockingly low level of self-awareness. The reason why the Even More Proof That Donald Trump Is a Moron posts usually go up so late in the week is because I delay looking at your gross braindroppings as long as I can. But you’re such a bad person, such a racist and sexist, such an example of the worst that America has to offer, you will continue to be mocked until you improve, which will likely never happen. It’s a chore, but I’ll do it.