We sent in a forensic squad to recover Beefsteak Charlie’s sweaty golf shirt.

Precautions were taken.

We assigned our classiest scientists to the project.

Some brave souls were lost.

But at last…success!

Get Macy’s on the phone.

Some customers buy it by the gallon.

Now your husband smells great.

Did we get a cat?

Why does Daddy smell like a racist buffoon?