Donald Trump: The shrimp scampi is divine.
Do you know who is better looking than Donald Trump? All the women whose looks the bovine builder mocks. Women like Katy Perry and Arianna Huffington and Kristen Stewart and Sarah Jessica Parker. The latter was recently ridiculed as “unsexy” by Trump because she thought little of the stupid and racist stunt whereby he offered $5 million if the President would release his brith certificate and college grades.
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Sarah Jessica Parker voted “unsexiest woman alive” – I agree. She said “it’s beneath me to comment on the potential Obama charitable gift.” What’s really beneath her?
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Of course, Parker is a very attractive person, unlike the hideous hotelier. But deeply ugly rich men, if they’re also very sexist, think their money gives them the right to insult the appearance of women even though they themselves are unsightly. What’s ugliest about Donald Trump, of course, is his abject bigotry and racism. And no amount of orange tanning cream can cover up that kind of mess.
But do you know what else was recently very ugly? The kitchen at DJT, Donald Trump’s Las Vegas steakhouse. It was closed for awhile this week because of a reported 51 health-code violations, which according to Forbes included the following:
- no measures utilized to destroy parasites in undercooked halibut
- the presence of expired yogurt
- month-old caviar
- duck dating back to June
- two-week-old tomato sauce
- expired peanut dressing
- an improperly functioning freezer
So, what exactly was on the menu at Donnie’s Vegas steakhouse this week?
The pasta primavera sure was tempting.
That green salad looked mighty good.
And let’s not forget the sirloin.
My compliments to the chef.