Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

“I’ve not the patience for the requested extended foreplay.”

DONE WITH SEX

I’ve had it. My drive is not any where near what it used to be. I can actually take it or leave it.

What the hell is it with women over 40 anyway? They have the sexual drive of a 21 year old man, and more and more, I find their demands taxing. I’ve not the patience for the requested extended foreplay most of these women seem to require. Additionally, requests…no…DEMANDS for extended intercourse and frequency of intercourse leaves me drained, mentally and physically. A couple of times a week would be more than sufficient for me. Ever been yelled out by a naked, stark raving mad woman, pissed that you don’t want to have sex with her? 

And so it seems that women reach their sexual peak at 40, and men, at 17.

Do you think sometimes that if there is a God, he’s into practical jokes?

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