Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

“Intelligent, athletic stud.”

Better (Fairfield)

Life has it’s ups and downs, crying about the downs will get you nowhere. Real men stay up through the downs! It’s called intestinal fortitude or guts and that’s why I have…

  • Private jets
  • Long black limousines
  • Rolex watches 
  • 9 cars
  • Alligator shoes, my newest pair were on sale for $3,800
  • Only the finest looking women (for my wife and I)
  • The biggest house on the biggest side of town

Intelligent, athletic stud

Custom made from head to toe

You’re looking at the man!