“Today I Learned Olive Garden Is Like Game Of Thrones”

June 12, 2012 in Excerpts, Urban Studies | Permalink

A couple of brief passages from an Ask Me Anything on Reddit with a former Olive Garden employee. Mostly sex and vomit, as you might expect.

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Q: Is everyone there really family?

A: If family means everyone has sex with each other then, yes.

Q: Today I learned Olive Garden is like Game of Thrones.

A: Seriously though, everyone is having sex with everyone.

Q: Alright, now I know what my summer job will be.

A: I’d strongly recommend it.

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Q: What’s the grossest thing that ever happened there?

A: I once saw a customer suffer some sort of allergic reaction to his meal. He stood up in front of the whole dining room, threw up everything he ate and drank, then passed out in his vomit pile. It was gross. About half of the dining room left.

Dipping sauce.